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Month: February 2018

A Man’s Guide to Jerking Off in the Shower

There are two types of men in this world, men who jack off in the shower and those who sing.  Which one are you? If you’re going to do it, do it the right way and make sure to get the most out of your shower session. Read More >

Single on Valentine’s Day?

If you’re single this Valentine’s Day, don’t despair.

Just because it seems like the whole world is in love and every store display features at least a hundred hearts, it’s just marketing.  Retailers are trying to make you feel bad about your singledom.  Remember – you are single by choice!  You don’t need a partner to validate you!  You can validate yourself – just see below for some amazing products built for one!  Just your body parts, nobody else’s. Read More >

Top 10 Songs About Masturbation

The best things in life are always praised in song – love, conflict, and of course, masturbation.  You might not have realized it at the time, but all these people were totally celebrating masturbation.  Let us know if you agree, or if we’ve left any key songs out! Read More >

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