Listen up guys! Sunday is Mother’s Day! While the day is traditionally devoted to the woman who gave you life, let’s think for a moment about the woman who gave your children life. After all, before she became a mother, she was your lover.
Do you remember what your life was like before you had children?
When sex was a spontaneous act that didn’t require as much scheduling as a White House briefing? When the only reason you were too tired to have sex was because you were tired from having so much sex? BC (before children) you could have morning sex, afternoon sex, late night sex. You could have sex in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, or laundry room. You could use loud sex toys, watch porn in the living room and moan as loud as you want to.
Children certainly change everything. But don’t despair, you can still recapture romance without shipping your kids off to the babysitter. First thing, set the mood. We’ve all heard foreplay begins at breakfast. So on Sunday morning, start off with breakfast in bed. Bring in her favorite breakfast on a nice tray. A flower from the backyard would be a nice touch. And don’t forget the card! Most women deem a card more important than an actual gift. Let her know that today is all about her.
After the kids go to bed, the real celebration can begin. First, set the stage. Arrange the room with scented candles and strew the bed with rose petals. Try our game Rose Petal Seductions which not only sets the stage, but also sets a fun, playful mood – perfect for romance!
Need some pointers to help you satisfy her? Jessica Drake has created a whole line of instructional videos, like Jessica Drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex: Satisfy Her Like a Legend. This DVD features real couples explicitly demonstrating sexual tips with information and tips from Jessica Drake.
Then give her a sensual massage. Don’t know how to give one? Try a book like Erotic Massage for Couples which gives you suggestions on both massage techniques and advanced methods to relax, arouse and satisfy! Don’t forget the massage oil. We like Kama Sutra’s Massage Oil in sweet almond or use an unscented massage oil. Some candles turn into heated massage oils, they melt into a silky, nourishing oil that will glide over skin as it fills the room with a warm, sexy scent.
Next it’s movie and a toy time! Pop in a couple-friendly movie, like Digital Playground’s Pirates Collector’s Edition. It’s the movie everyone talks about and is the biggest epic in the history of adult films. It has a story line and a touch of humor – perfect for both of you. Follow up with a high quality, couples toy. Our best-seller is the We Vibe Unite.
This is one remote you won’t have to fight over! Worn while making love, the We-Vibe Unite boasts more power, a fully waterproof design, a convenient wireless remote control, and a wireless charger base. Best of all, it’s whisper-quiet and super powerful. By the time the evening ends, you’ll remember why you got together in the first place and you’ll recapture the romance of life before children. Best of all, she’ll owe you for Father’s Day in June too!
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