There are two types of men in this world, men who jack off in the shower and those who sing. Which one are you? If you’re going to do it, do it the right way and make sure to get the most out of your shower session. Read More >
If you’re single this Valentine’s Day, don’t despair.
Just because it seems like the whole world is in love and every store display features at least a hundred hearts, it’s just marketing. Retailers are trying to make you feel bad about your singledom. Remember – you are single by choice! You don’t need a partner to validate you! You can validate yourself – just see below for some amazing products built for one! Just your body parts, nobody else’s. Read More >
The best things in life are always praised in song – love, conflict, and of course, masturbation. You might not have realized it at the time, but all these people were totally celebrating masturbation. Let us know if you agree, or if we’ve left any key songs out! Read More >
Buying Lingerie for a Woman is Hard.
We know, we know. Every year men come into our brick and mortar store and attempt to buy lingerie for their women. And every year on February 15 we have a line of women waiting to exchange, usually shaking their heads and asking “what the hell was he thinking?!” If you feel you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t, you can never get it right, fear not. This year we’ve enlisted a woman’s help to help make sure your Valentine’s lingerie purchase is a hit, for both of you. And don’t worry, if all of this sounded like Swahili, when in doubt head to your nearest lingerie store and try and have a few key pieces of information in mind. If you can get her bra and panty size, great. Even her clothing size is helpful. Putting the palm of your hand out and saying her boob fits in there is not. The more information a sales clerk has, the more they can assist you. But read on and good luck! Read More >
What’s coming in our Quarterly Captain’s Co-Pilot Box? Well, we don’t want to give away all the surprises but now that the box is getting prepared for take off, here’s what you can expect to get. Warning: Spoilers Ahead. Do not read if you don’t want to know what’s in the box!This quarter’s Co-Pilot Box features tons of great stuff! Over $70 of value for only $49.99 with free, discreet shipping! Read More >
What’s coming in our Quarterly Co-Pilot Box? Well, we don’t want to give away all the surprises but now that the box is getting prepared for take off, here’s what you can expect to get. Warning: Spoilers Ahead. Do not read if you don’t want to know what’s in the box!This quarter’s Co-Pilot Box features tons of great stuff! Over $100 of value for only $79.99 with free, discreet shipping! Read More >