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Baseball and Sex

Sex and Baseball

There has always been a link between sports and sex.

Don’t blame us.  But the connection between sex and baseball begins when we are young and on the playground.  It starts innocently.  To get to first base means you managed the most innocent of tasks – kissing.  However, as we age, the metaphor ages with us.   Read More >

10 things to do with a condom

10 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do With a Condom

Sure, we all know the purpose of a condom.  And nothing is more important than keeping those little spermies from reaching their target before you want them to.  But did you know there are other uses for a condom?  Check out our top 10 things you didn’t know you could do with a condom!  Remember, unless you want an extra dose of grease, use a non-lubricated condom for these applications! Read More >

Win a Six Pack of Tenga Eggs

Want to win a six pack of Tenga Eggs?   Easter is in two weeks and the stores are loaded with chocolate bunnies, jelly beans and toys for the kiddies.  How about some toys for the men? It’s easy to win a carton of eggs!  Simply sign up for our newsletter or like/follow us on Instagram, Twitter or Facebook @thehandpilot.  Remember to use the hashtag #handpilotcontest so we can track your entry.  You can also share/repost our original picture from our feed to your IG feed.  The winner will be announced on March 29th.  You must be 18 years or older to win.  This promotion is not endorsed, sponsored, administrated by or associated with Instagram.

Tenga Egg
Win Tenga Eggs

Tenga eggs are one of the world’s best-selling male masturbators.  Tenga has been at the forefront of sex-techonology for over 10 years.  Tenga Eggs are cute, compact, and look nothing like a masturbator so they are perfect for the discreet man.  They are so small and unassuming, you might at first glance be tempted to dismiss them.  But don’t!  Made of silicone, they are stretchy and glide smoothly over your penis.  They feel amazing and a nice twist on your old standard hand.  Each egg style, and there are 10 of them, have a different texture inside so you always feel a different sensation.  Best of all, they are reusable.  Make sure you use them with a water-based lubricant and clean them well between uses but you should get about 10-12 uses out of each egg.

Celebrate Steak and a BJ Day!

In a country with hundreds of useless holidays (Talk Like a Pirate Day, anyone?), it’s nice to finally see a holiday recognize two things that are so important to the men in this country – beef and blow jobs. Read More >

A Man’s Guide to Jerking Off in the Shower

There are two types of men in this world, men who jack off in the shower and those who sing.  Which one are you? If you’re going to do it, do it the right way and make sure to get the most out of your shower session. Read More >

Single on Valentine’s Day?

If you’re single this Valentine’s Day, don’t despair.

Just because it seems like the whole world is in love and every store display features at least a hundred hearts, it’s just marketing.  Retailers are trying to make you feel bad about your singledom.  Remember – you are single by choice!  You don’t need a partner to validate you!  You can validate yourself – just see below for some amazing products built for one!  Just your body parts, nobody else’s. Read More >

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