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Lady Genevieve Reviews the Satisfyer for Men Heat Vibration

I figured we’d take a break from all the couple-y toys (cause trust me, there’s more a cumin’), and help some of you fellas warm up this winter.  I’ve been fascinated with a lot of the masturbators that have been coming out this past year – mostly due to the fact that companies are pumping out new products for men this past year, but also…. penis envy.  Since Lance has been extremely helpful with many of my entries, I decided to treat him to one of our new Satisfyers – The Satisfyer Men Heat Vibration.  You’re probably thinking one of two things: either “wow she really loves that brand” or “they really couldn’t think of a clever name, could they?”  He was so cute being all “Oh no, you didn’t have to get me that” and “please, babe, don’t buy me anything else” as if some of this wasn’t somewhat selfish on my end (insert smiling purple devil emoji here).

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How to Pick Out Valentine’s Lingerie

Ahhhh, Valentine’s Day.  It’s a day we celebrate love – for our family (storge), for our friends (philia), and especially for our lovers and significant others (eros).  There’s a 4thtype of love, but since Valentine’s is about those who are near and dear to our hearts, we can leave the universal love (agape) for the rest of the year.

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The Hand Pilot Features Tenga Products

The Hand Pilot proudly features Tenga products!  Known for their innovation and design, Tenga’s egg masturbators and cup series have revolutionalized the male sex toy market since its inception in 2005.   Read More >

Start 2019 With A Bang

It’s that time of year again!  The time when we take stock of the last year, think about all the things we didn’t like, and resolve to change them.

If you’re like most people, you won’t keep most of your resolutions past the first week of January.  However, if your resolutions are fun, easy and include a whopping orgasm at the end – maybe the incentive to keep them will last longer than the time it takes to clean up the New Year’s Eve confetti!

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Men’s Favorite Condoms

We all have our favorite condoms.  Some men prefer lubricated while some go for the ribbed.  Your condom choice has as much to do with your partner’s preference as it does your own so make sure you take their needs into consideration before purchasing.  Here are what are customers tell us are their favorites! Read More >

Lady Genevieve’s Top Stocking Stuffers

Contrary to belief that I may be on Santa’s naughty list, he happily informed me that I could find myself on his nice list.  And by Santa… I am referring to my bank account.  That’s right everyone, it’s Lady Genevieve’s HOLIDAY WISH LIST!  Now some of what I’m throwing on here may be what I’ve already reviewed and some of it may be on my actual wish list (wink wink nudge nudge my dearest Pollyanna).  And what would a wish list be without some smaller novelty gifts and stocking stuffers?! Read More >

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